40 reasons to be happy you’re a woman

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Men rule the world? Hah, who said that?! We’ve found 40 reasons to claim it’s better to be a woman!

1. On average, men live 6 years less than women.

2. You can wear whatever you want and call this “style” while men are limited to wear only pants and shirts.

3. When you like a man, no organ shows your emotions SO obvious.

4. You do not need to understand the brand of cars and know all sorts of abstruse computer words to feel confident in any company.

It's better to be a woman

5. You’re given place.

6. Army is not about you!

7. You’re carried in arms: first by mom and dad, then by men. While a three year old boy is told: you’re big, go by yourself.

8. You’re even rarely talk about independence.

9. In men’s clothes (especially in the shirt), you look very sexy while a man in your clothes look like a transvestite.

10. A 5 feet height is not a problem, but a merit!

11. And 6 feet as well.

12. You do not have to be able to repair a car. In case it broke down on the road just go out and stand beside the car. 5 minutes and your Salvation will come.

13. Writers around the world created for us more works, because we love melodramas.

14. The same applies to cinema.

15. If you’re crying, you’re consoled and do not look away as if there is something indecent.

16. A fantastically huge number of designers, make-up, perfumes, accessories and manufacturers of cosmetic products are working especially for you.

17. Because of this you have thousands ways to improve your appearance!

18. You do not have to shave daily. At the very least, to shave your face. You can not shave everything else  and nobody will know that.

19. At the same level alcohol content in blood, a man loses his orientation three times faster than a woman.

20. You’re given flowers and jeweleries.

21. You can do several tasks at once. Men cope with multitasking many times worse.

22. No one is expected from you to do accomplishments and to save the world.

23. You do not need to be physically strong to be able to protect yourself or someone else.

24. If you’re scared of something you can run and hide and no one will blame you.

25. You’re easier to bear sickness and you are nor dieing if you have a 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit temperature.

26. You can change the color of your hair at least once a week, and no one will consider this odd.

27. In any store there are two to three times more departments with women’s clothes than with men’s so you have more choices!

28. Not speaking about footwear.

29. And bags!!!

30. You can give birth.

31. You can simply ask for help, that’s why you often get it.

32. Your orgasm can last up to several minutes!

33. You’re simply much forgiven because of your plaintive face expression.

34. You have a better memory and you are more attentive to details.

35. You have much less risk to get a heart attack or a brain attack.

36. Your intuition works better.

37. Even if you refuse to have sex, no one will call you an impotent.

38. You can choose for your wedding the most amazing dress in the world and not a boring suit.

39. And generally speaking, as regards the festive outfits you stand alone!

40. If you will go to the beach topless, all men are yours! And if ALL men on the beach are topless – nothing will happen.

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